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moraniarty:

crazyincongregations:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

for the puns

for the everything

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Center Stage [2000].

One of the best movies! God, how I wish I had those red point shoes ♥!

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you know/they know/we know/she knows, etc.

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KEEP AN OPEN MIND .

monicagellers:

can somebody please tell me how to stop caring about fictional characters and celebrities so i don’t die of a stress-induced stroke before im 25

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